Oh, the limerick options here are nearly endless, but many of them unprintable.
I’ll try a couple of tamer ones:

I’m known as the dude with small hands
Here at home and across many lands.
I’ll have to be blunt
They tend to grab c_ _ t
And for this, I’m put on the stand?

My greatness is frequently told,
And my brand is better than gold
But the hand I’m now playing
In my trials, delaying
Is a good sign that I’d better fold