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What?

You've missed an entire block(heads) of individuals. Thankfully, there are those who, in the world of motoring, have taken on the responsibility of providing adequate noise levels for those of us unable to attend drag races or NASCAR events. Phew! When I think of the money I've saved just by going for an evening stroll, and raucously serenaded by the mind-crushing triple-digit decibel offerings of the wannabe F1 champions and their modified Hondas!

While the cost to these individuals has been substantial, they offer this service to others gratis!

Additionally, these tympanic membrane and ossicle destroying efftards have usually installed audio systems matching the decibel output of their exhausts.

Give, give, give is their motto. I return the favor with a simple extended middle finger.

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