You make gorillas sound intimidating, almost invincible.
But there’s a secret to beating these wimpy, pansy fairies, besides launching 200 kiloton nukes into the jungle.
There’s a sweet spot (on the males at least, usually the aggressors)
The trick is to engage them in a game of darts, which they’re not particularly great at. After a few beers (36) they tend to behave like idiots and you can kick them in the cojones.